Kiss of Life

It’s why Stephen Larkham should be the next Wallabies coach. Developing players through Super Rugby gives you intimate knowledge of what they offer the Wallabies setup. Dropping someone like Eddie Jones into the role, without insight into up-and-coming players, was a bridge too far that proved disastrous for our chances at the Rugby World Cup 2023 in France. Two names on Les Kiss’ list for the Springboks’ Test in Perth, Jordan Petaia and Harry McLaughlin-Phillips, are additions to the squad; both seasoned Queensland Reds players whom Kiss has coached.

Wallabies squad to play the Springboks in Perth. Photo courtesy of @wallabies

HMP has not been cooling his heels with a XXXX; he was the best on field in a losing Wests side against Brothers, 51-14, at Ballymore in the Hospital Cup GF last month, and he orchestrated a come-from-behind victory with the Western Force over Queensland, 29-28, last weekend at the same venue to show that, despite being small in stature, he’s a force to be reckoned with.

The real excitement package is Brisbanerugby’s favourite son, Jordan Petaia. He debuted at RWC 2019 in Japan as a 19-year-old and was destined for a long Wallabies career until his dream of playing American Football (Gridiron) drew him away. He had Kiss’ blessing to pursue that dream, and now he calls him back under the Wallabies tent before he heads off to “The Land of the Rising Sun” to play for Urayasu D-Rocks in the Japan League One competition. Kiss said:

“He’s been out of the Australian system for a while, but it was important that we broaden our understanding of what’s available and how they’re looking.

“There are a lot of good back three in our country at the moment that are playing here.

“That’s what the importance of Super AU is for us, so we can look at these players and see them in action and keep a good eye on them. Jordan being a bit further away, being in France recently, we just felt it was the opportunity to bring him in and have a good look at him.

“Positionally, we know he’s covered wing, 15 and 13 in the past, so once he hits the ground with us, we’ll have a good look at it, but it’ll be definitely in one of those positions. Likely a back-three position, I’d say, at this stage.”

The poisoned chalice at No. 10 may not be such a curse, as some exciting five-eighths are coming through the ranks at the Queensland nursery. Finn Mackay, who starred at the recent U20s championships in Georgia, already having a Reds contract, and the St. Joseph’s Nudgee College Chilli Smith, son of Wallaby halfback the recently passed Brian Smith, carved it up in the Brisbane GPS competition, winning a fourth consecutive Premiership last weekend. And don’t forget Tom Lynagh, who was effective in driving his Queensland Reds side to a 21-12 halftime lead in his 40-minute cameo at Ballymore at the weekend.

A Perfect Season

After taking down the South African schools’ champion side, Grey College, 29-26 in Johannesburg on their pre-season tour, this Nudgee College cohort has shown the world why they are the best rugby nursery on the planet. A fifth GPS Premiership title, four outright in a row, taking the College’s aggregate to 47. From the opening round to the last, we have been entertained by scintillating rugby all season and why St Joseph’s College, Nudgee are such a powerhouse in Brisbane rugby.

Jubilation at Ross Oval, Nudgee. Photo courtesy of @kapogram

Fittingly, the two best schoolboy sides met in the final match, with runners-up BBC losing 24-31 in front of a massive crowd of close to 10,000. Nudgee No. 10, Chilli Smith, directed his team around the paddock all afternoon, as he has done throughout the season, which would have made his late father, Wallaby half-back Brian Smith, proud.

“I do everything for him. he is my idol, no matter where he is”, Smith said. “He (father Brian) had such a great life and career, and I’m going to follow in that (legacy)”. Chilli is off to New Zealand with the Australian U18s side, and we wish him all the best.

No Llores Por Mí Argentina (Don’t Cry for Me Argentina)

No tour of the South American country is an easy task, and to come away with a trophy is exceptional for Les Kiss’ men. Talking after the match, Kiss was very positive about the 28-all draw.

“Securing that trophy is definitely one of the things that we came here to do. Talking to the lads, very pleased that that part of the equation was on point. We probably took control of patches of that game that put ourselves in a good position to win it.”

A draw in Mendoza seals the trophy.
Los Pumas hold the Wallabies to a draw. Photo courtesy of @wallabies

It is the rematch of the series in Argentina that proved the Wallabies’ Achilles’ heel in 2024, when they endured a record-breaking 67-27 loss to Los Pumas in Santa Fe. That would have been at the forefront of Kiss’ mind going into this fixture.

After Luco Cinti Luna and Santiago Carreras were sent to the bin, the Wallabies couldn’t capitalise to finish the series with a clean sweep. Four tries apiece couldn’t separate the two, and it was only the fourth draw between these two nations.

“In the end, they (Argentina) managed to hold that ball for a long period of time. Fair play to them on their turf“

Great depth and combinations have formed over the last four matches under Kiss, and in three weeks, the Wallabies take on the World Champion Springboks in Perth, and they will need to stay “robust and resilient” to keep Kiss’ unbeaten record intact.

The Wallabies team that faced Los Pumas in Mendoza. Photo courtesy of @wallabies